Second in a series

From the companies that brought you gewper, the social networking site that allows users to smell “those they know and those they might wish to know” and the popular scent-masking product FeralNoMore™, comes this new app that is sure to appeal to every species of Park Animal.

FoodFinder™, described at its launch last month by RhinoTech CEO Aldrich Nashorn as “the ultimate service tool for Animals,” claims to be able to find “any edible imaginable anywhere, anytime, at any place above ground or below in the natural or unnatural world.”

The secret ingredient in FoodFinder™ is a dash of what Nashorn calls “intuitive olfaction.” The exact algorithm is a secret, of course, but Nashorn admits there is a GPS component involved. But even more important is the ingredient that Enterprises Moufettes, the inventor of FeralNoMore™ has added.

“Under the direction of our Chief Olfactory Officer, Agnetha Muldvarp, our company created a database of odours that includes almost every possible item in the world,” says the company’s president, Aabu Koiperhonen.

“We are certain that we’ve included everything Park Animals need to sustain themselves.”

The app, which will be available for download in early April, is sure to be a success, says Consuela Tapir, who runs the tech rumour web site, TikTekTok.

“I can’t see how it could miss, especially in Winter, when food is scarce and many of us suffer from Frozen Nose Syndrome (FNS),” she says.

“I expect to hear by this time next year that both companies’ earnings have quadrupled.”

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