BREAKING NEWS
The Mammalian Daily has chosen Chef Tab Tricolore as its 2016 Animal of the Year.
In a press announcement this morning, TMD managing editor Orphea Haas said the newspaper’s staff chose to honour The Park chef because of his “tireless championing” of our feral population and his efforts to bring equality to the striped and spotted.
“Tab Tricolore has never tried to hide his feral roots,” Haas wrote. “Instead, he has done the opposite, by celebrating them and educating the rest of us about the feral life, including its wonderful food.”
Haas also recognized Tricolore’s “fighting instinct,” writing that the chef and restaurateur “has never shied away from controversy, nor feared for his reputation when the cause was just.”
The Mammalian Daily salutes the ongoing work of Chef Tab Tricolore and wishes all citizens and residents of The Park the best in 2017.
