Move over, Keeper of the Nut. Hieronymous Hedgehog has a Keeper of the Tweets. The Hedgehog, who was sworn in November 2 as The Park's first Official Hibernation Ambassador, left little to chance, it appears, when he went into hibernation on November 17. In fact, what he left was eleven weeks' worth of tweets on the subject of hibernation, including the details of preparation and what life underground is really like. "He took his duties very … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Archons unveil plans for celebration of 35th anniversary of zoocracy
This January, The Park will begin a year-long celebration of our thirty-five years of Animal self-rule, the Archons announced today. At a press conference this morning, Chief Archon Abayomi Tanishia Cuckoo revealed some of the plans that she said have been underway for a couple of years—and through several sets of Archons. "This was the first file that our transition team was handed," she said, "and we were the third set of Archons to … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—Police call for calm after specist handbook discovered in Park
The Archons of The Park, in conjunction with the Federation of Canine Security Workers (FCSW) have issued a call for calm throughout The Park after the discovery of what appears to be a specist handbook. The book, which was discovered under the Ancient Oak Tree early this morning, is written in the Human English language, experts say. Language specialists at the University of West Terrier are currently studying the book and its contents. In a … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Harmonious Hannah found in dumpster
DEVELOPING STORY Harmonious Hannah has been found. According to Park Police, the oversized stuffed toy was recovered early this morning from a dumpster outside The Park. Hannah, together with her partner, Harmonious Humphrey, constituted the "harmonious pair" that the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) introduced in July in an initiative to foster insterspecial harmony among youth. Hannah had been missing since September 13, when she … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—”We must all come together now,” says newly-elected POPS Ditmar Bosmarmot
The POPS election is over for this year and we must all come together now, Ditmar Bosmarmot told a massive crowd last night just minutes after he was declared the 2017 Park Official Prognosticator of … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Trees of hearts line path as friends say “Au Revoir” to Park hibernators
They say the road to hibernation is never smooth. But, yesterday, it was made a little brighter for Park Animals who will spend the Winter underground. As Adelheid Whistlepig, the newly-elected Park … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Election Office scrambles to meet today’s deadline to declare a winner
The Park Election Office (PEO) is scrambling to count all the votes cast in the November 7 election for Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) by midnight tonight in order to announce a winner … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
