The Park's first openly aged Archon has slammed Park media for what he calls "overt bias in their portrayal of the elderly." Thurmond L. Tortoise, who will celebrate his 130th birthday this year, is the oldest Animal in the history of zoocracy to serve as Archon. As such, he says, he feels a duty to speak out against the media's depiction of The Park's elderly. "If you were to believe [The Park's] press, you'd think we [the aging] were all … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2014—Catch a metaphor, win a prize: Mammalian Daily contest begins May 1
The Mammalian Daily is putting its money where its mouth is, so to speak. So committed is this newspaper to the idea of Park media's Month Without Metaphor, that our managing editor, Orphea Haas, is offering a reward to those able to catch any slip-ups that our writers make during the month of May. "We respect our readers and we know they will be watching every move we make," said Haas in an interview on Mammalian Daily Radio this … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Eggie and The Pigs turn music’s business model upside-down
Eggie and The Pigs are poised to change the way the music business is done here in The Park. According to a spokesAnimal for the group, the four musicians have decided to allow their listening public to determine the shape and content of their next song collection. The group's manager released the following statement this morning: Instead of recording songs (either individually or as a collection), ETP will be making each of their new … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—New device may help distinguish news from entertainment
Is it news or is it entertainment? That is the question that many Park Animals are asking, as the boundary between the two, in both broadcast and print media, becomes increasingly blurred. Enter KartalTechSolutions, S.A. and their revolutionary new device, the Verifyzer™, which company executives claim solves this "modern dilemma" almost instantly. "This new instrument will tell you, within five seconds, whether what you're reading or … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2017—Chitter Radio Literary Awards adds new category for 2017: speeches
The Chitter Radio Literary Awards (CRLA) has added a new category to its already sizeable list of honours: speeches. In a short communiqué issued this morning, CRLA director Guadalupe Tucán … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Hermione Hippo appointed head judge of 2017 Toe-Hair Contest
Hermione Hippo will serve as head judge of the 2017 Toe-Hair Contest. At a press event held this morning, Aintza Kanariar of the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, made the formal … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2007—25 years of zoocracy bring tears, cheers, and calls for reform
Swaying to the strains of the Endeka Elephant Band, Ute Orangutan was moved to shed a tear when she spoke about her maternal grandparents, Zanneke and Carlton Orangutan. The Orangs, who fled … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
