Hermione Hippo will serve as head judge of the 2017 Toe-Hair Contest. At a press event held this morning, Aintza Kanariar of the Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, made the formal announcement: “We are thrilled to announce that the very knowledgeable nurse Hermione Hippo will serve as head judge of the 2017 Toe-Hair Contest,” she said. The veteran Park health professional is the head nurse at the Park Hospital for the … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2007—25 years of zoocracy bring tears, cheers, and calls for reform
Swaying to the strains of the Endeka Elephant Band, Ute Orangutan was moved to shed a tear when she spoke about her maternal grandparents, Zanneke and Carlton Orangutan. The Orangs, who fled persecution in their native land, were among The Park’s first citizens. “They settled here because they believed that, in The Park, they could build a better life,” she said. “I will always be grateful to them...and I will always feel a sense of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—New date announced for Park’s annual Anixi Agrarian Jubilee
The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations has changed the date of this year's Anixi Agrarian Jubilee. In a brief statement released this afternoon, Aintza Kanariar, Director of Public Relations for the department, announced the change from Wednesday, May 20 to Saturday, May 23. "The official date of the Jubilee has always been May 20, which falls on a Wednesday this year. The Department felt that a weekend celebration would be … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—”Job fair” a scam approved by 2012 Archons: report
An undercover investigation by reporters working for The Mammalian Daily has exposed an ugly truth about The Park's upcoming "job fair." According to a report filed by the TMD undercover team, the 2012 Archons signed off on a plan to allow a group of Humans to take over The Park one weekend this Spring for the purpose of recruiting Animals to fill jobs outside The Park. The job fair, which was aggressively advertised to Park Animals as an … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2017—Park’s Avian population set to soar above other species: BirdBrains
The Park's Avian population is set to soar above all other species, according to a report published last week by the Avian mentoring programme, BirdBrains. The report, entitled, "Zoocracy After … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Dear Noreen: Why must I sit for my supper?
DEAR NOREEN: I am a two year-old Canine (of unknown origin, they tell me) who was recently adopted by two Humans. Before my adoption, I lived in a special shelter, where I was fed, walked, and cared … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Park innovators to watch: abSCENT
Fourth in a series Can abSCENT make the heart grow fonder? Perhaps not, but it definitely can help it stay stronger and more faithful, according to its maker, DoftTek, S.A. A relative newcomer, … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
