The 2015 Archons have enacted legislation designating the month of March each year as "Museum Month" in The Park. At a press conference held early this morning in front of the soon-to-be-opened Park Museum, Chief Archon Abayomi Tanishia Cuckoo made the announcement. Flanked by all 34 Archons, the Cuckoo spoke on behalf of her colleagues: "On behalf of my fellow Archons, I proclaim the month of March as annual Museum Month in The Park. In … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Radio host Yannis Tavros announces stellar lineup for “March Madness”
Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros announced a stellar lineup today for his upcoming "March Madness" broadcasts. Tavros took a break during his show this afternoon to rattle off a list of guests that is sure to triple or even quadruple his listener audience. Among those confirmed, Tavros mentioned beleaguered Rodent Commoner reporter Gunnar Rotte, controversial Nesthetics designer Romulus Bowerbird, Park Historical Society president Clark … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Rapper Will.o.be. under fire for criticism of zoocracy after Return of the Nut
First, it was Douglas Cheetah. Now, Rapper Will.o.be. is coming under fire for remarks he made at The Park's emotional Return of the Nut ceremony on Saturday. Just minutes after 2016 Keeper of the Nut Ekeoma L. Girraaf returned the Nut to The Park's hibernating community, swearing the ancient oath that it was “kept from harm and preserved intact,” the singer and composer made some incendiary remarks to a Mammalian Daily Television (TMDTV) … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Chaos reigns as Return of the Nut marks end of hibernation
Chaos reigned yesterday in The Park, as Tapio Orava prepared to fulfil his duties as 2013 Keeper of the Nut. Orava could not hide his discomfort as he stretched out his arms and returned the Nut to the citizenry in a ceremony that has great historical significance. Swearing the ancient oath that the Nut was "kept from harm and preserved intact," he said he could see and hear thousands of protesters around him, waving signs and shouting at each … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2013—Tavros “Bullish” on The Park, say his supporters
Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros is "Bullish" on The Park and only wants the best for his adopted home, says a group of his supporters who have set up camp in front of the radio station. "I think … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Founding Families, Petrounel pull ads from Toro Talk Radio
The Founding Families Financial Corporation has pulled its advertisements from Toro Talk Radio in response to remarks made on February 12 by the station's talk show host, Yannis Tavros. In an … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Radio station suspends Tavros over Hedgehog remarks
After enduring more than three days of around-the-clock protests in front of its offices, Toro Talk Radio announced today that it has suspended talk show host Yannis Tavros "for an indefinite period … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
