The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations has changed the date of this year's Anixi Agrarian Jubilee. In a brief statement released this afternoon, Aintza Kanariar, Director of Public Relations for the department, announced the change from Wednesday, May 20 to Saturday, May 23. "The official date of the Jubilee has always been May 20, which falls on a Wednesday this year. The Department felt that a weekend celebration would be … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2013—”Job fair” a scam approved by 2012 Archons: report
An undercover investigation by reporters working for The Mammalian Daily has exposed an ugly truth about The Park's upcoming "job fair." According to a report filed by the TMD undercover team, the 2012 Archons signed off on a plan to allow a group of Humans to take over The Park one weekend this Spring for the purpose of recruiting Animals to fill jobs outside The Park. The job fair, which was aggressively advertised to Park Animals as an … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Park’s Avian population set to soar above other species: BirdBrains
The Park's Avian population is set to soar above all other species, according to a report published last week by the Avian mentoring programme, BirdBrains. The report, entitled, "Zoocracy After Thirty-Five: A New Avian Era," analyzes a number of studies of the development of The Park's Avian population in the years following the establishment of zoocracy. According to these studies, Avians dipped in levels of education, employment, and … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Dear Noreen: Why must I sit for my supper?
DEAR NOREEN: I am a two year-old Canine (of unknown origin, they tell me) who was recently adopted by two Humans. Before my adoption, I lived in a special shelter, where I was fed, walked, and cared for by a number of loving Humans. I thought that after I was adopted my basic routine would be the same, but it hasn't turned out that way. I know it's different living in a Human home and I've done my best to abide by their rules since I arrived … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Park innovators to watch: abSCENT
Fourth in a series Can abSCENT make the heart grow fonder? Perhaps not, but it definitely can help it stay stronger and more faithful, according to its maker, DoftTek, S.A. A relative newcomer, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Barkettes’ concert sold out: promoter
If you were still hoping to get tickets to the Barkettes' May 8 concert, you're out of luck, according to the event's promoter, Iglu Entertainment. "Tickets for the Barkettes' first Park concert of … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—Footpad Heaven braces for onslaught of shoppers at Sunday’s clearance sale
Come one. Come all. Come early. And be prepared for long lineups and security at the door. But, remember, there'll also be treats. And music. That is what manager Adamma Bandicoot has been telling … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
