BREAKING NEWS
The 2014 Archons have launched an investigation into former Park Finance Officer Milton Struts’s dealings with Humans.
In an announcement made this morning, press secretary to the Archons Balthasar Alouatta confirmed that a “full” investigation has commenced with the goal of uncovering not only any wrongdoing that Struts may have committed, but also what was known, if anything, by others.
“In the interest of all who reside in The Park, the 2014 Archons have launched a full investigation into the activities of former Park Finance Officer Milton Struts. We are looking to gain all information regarding Mr. Struts’s dealings with Humans, both inside and outside The Park,” Alouatta said.
In addition, the investigation committee is asking all Animals who have any information regarding the matter to come forward and testify before the committee.
“It is of the utmost importance that we gather all the information we can so that we can make an informed decision as to whether or not Mr. Struts did anything inappropriate,” he said.
Alouatta also confirmed that Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon has “graciously” accepted the Archons’ invitation to head the investigation committee.
“With Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon at the helm, we are confident that the committee will be able to investigate and render their decision in a timely fashion,” Alouatta said.
He promised. as well, that all findings would be made public as soon as they are compiled.