Mating Dance selfies posted by Humans on web constitute a danger to us all: DWBS
BREAKING NEWS
The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has launched an investigation into the posting on the internet of selfies and other photos that were taken during Thursday’s Mating Dance.
At a late night press conference yesterday, DWBS Director of Public Relations Cornelius Kakapo announced the investigation.
“The Department of Well-Being and Safety has launched a full-scale investigation into the posting of photos taken by Park Animals at the annual Mating Dance on Thursday May 5. At the same time, the Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) of the Park Police and the Ant Security and Intelligence Service (ASIS) have begun their own, independent inquiry. The DWBS intends to cooperate fully with Park Police and to share our findings with them,” Kakapo said.
The DWBS became aware of the photos early yesterday morning, according to Kakapo.
“We were alerted to their existence by one of the Animals whose photos appear on a web site. We subsequently determined that this web site is owned by Humans,” he said.
Kakapo described the photos as “private and intimate” and said the Animal who reported them does not wish to be named.
“It is beyond disturbing that this has happened and we consider this type of behaviour to be a clear and present danger to all Park Animals,” he said.
