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OTD in 2012—Radical group claims responsibility for leaked report

June 23, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The radical political group, ArchonWatch, has claimed responsibility for intercepting a secret report on Wednesday. The report, which was leaked to The Mammalian Daily, includes details of planned changes to some of The Park's core laws. "We are proud to take responsibility for informing The Park's citizens of plans that will affect them adversely. We hope that, by doing so, we may be able to prevent the further erosion of zoocracy," the group … [Read all...]

OTD in 2013—New “Beats of Burden”music fest will aid Park refugees

June 22, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

What a difference a letter makes! Despite having decided months before that their comeback would include an annual charity concert in aid of The Park's refugees, the Beasts of Burden found themselves putting off an official announcement. Stopped dead in their tracks by their inability to find an appropriate name for the event, they even considered shelving the project, worthy though they thought it was. "I understood the problem, but I couldn't … [Read all...]

OTD in 2012—Archons plan to outlaw washing in public: secret report

June 21, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Life may be about to change dramatically for Animals who call The Park their home. According to a confidential report obtained by The Mammalian Daily, there is a plan afoot to alter the public behaviour of resident Animals. According to the report, the Archons are considering a plan to change some of The Park's core laws, namely those that pertain to public comportment and guarantee Animals the right to "behave as they do naturally, according … [Read all...]

OTD in 2014—”Stereotype Sundays” aim to foster harmony among species

June 20, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

In their continuing effort to foster interspecial harmony in The Park, the 2013 Archons have instituted a series of public gatherings that will take place every Sunday at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre. "Stereotype Sundays," as they will be called, are the latest in a long list of administrative efforts to promote the kind of peaceful coexistence among species that Jor hoped to achieve when he established modern zoocracy in The Park 31 years … [Read all...]

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OTD in 2019—Holstein Fashion adds third show to EDAM lineup

June 19, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Holstein Fashion announced today that the company will add a third fashion show to the lineup of events for Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM). At a press gathering this morning, company … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2012—Archon’s memoir honoured at Chitter Radio Literary Awards

June 18, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Defying his naysayers, former Archon Nicholas Gander took first prize in the Memoir category at the 2012 Chitter Radio Literary Awards on Friday night for his controversial autobiography, Not Good for … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2014—Cynics donate “Diamond in the Ruff” to Enforced Domestication Awareness

June 17, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Who would have thought we'd ever see the "softer side" of The Cynics? Not this critic, who has followed the group's career for the better part of a decade. But, last night, at their third ever … [Read All About It Here...]

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