Acknowledging the need for stability and continuity following this year's calendar harmonization, Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon has granted a continuance of one full year to The Park's current Archons. In his ruling, which was handed down early this morning, the Superior Court Justice expressed the opinion that continuity would best be served by allowing those "who were the authors of such profound change in The Park to complete their mission … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Harmonious Humphrey and Hannah one year on: what have we learned?
It's been one year since the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) introduced Harmonious Humphrey and Harmonious Hannah to The Park's Stereotype Sundays. The pair of stuffed toys, commissioned by the DWBS to foster interspecial harmony in the hearts and minds of The Park's youth, have spent every weekend (notwithstanding the theft and recovery of Hannah) being hugged, cuddled, bitten, pulled at, and spat on by Animals of all ages. The … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Where’s the comma? Ancient Open-Theatre rebrands itself for a new era
What's in a comma? More than you might realize, says the head of The Park's oldest theatre. In an interview with The Mammalian Daily this week, Carlota Tuatara, head of the Ancient Open-Air Theatre—or AOAT, as it will be known in some circles—explained the recent rebranding of The Park's most revered venue. "You might not think that it makes a difference, but it does, and it's a huge difference," Tuatara said. "That comma is redundant and never … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—One Thousand Articles!
Thank you to everyone who has kept us going all the way to ONE THOUSAND articles! The Mammalian Daily will continue its story about Animal life in The Park on Twitter. Please join us—Mammalian Daily, Noreen, Hieronymous Hedgehog, Yannis Tavros, Gunnar Rotte, Pieter Paard, and others—there. … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—Following in the Barkettes’ footsteps: Belles and Whistles make their debut tonight at Concert for Charity
The best kept secret in The Park is a secret no more. Belles and Whistles, the duo that Thisbe and the Barkettes have been mentoring privately for over a year, will make their debut tonight at the … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Archons ask DWBS for report on “state of hate” as SplotchWatch trial continues
BREAKING NEWS In an unprecedented move, the 2015 Archons have requested a report from the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) on what they call the "state of hate" in The Park. After an … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Tavros-Tricolore war escalates as chef bars radio host from PurrBoy Café
The war of words and deeds between Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros and celebrity chef Tab Tricolore continued today, with the news that the chef has officially barred Tavros from attending … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
