At a time when Park residents are amassing greater amounts of wealth and material goods, a new study shows that Animals who live outside The Park have no legal control over their possessions during their lifetime and even afterwards. The study, out of the University of West Terrier's Chittenden School of Law, shows that ninety-nine percent of Animals who live in domestic situations with Humans have to relinquish control of their … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2017—Month Without Metaphor executive committee names new director
The executive committee of Park media's annual Month Without Metaphor has named Ronald Grouse as director of the annual initiative. The Avian Messenger's chief political analyst will take the reins on Monday and begin by expanding MWM's reach through social media, says an announcement issued this morning. A graduate of the Cuthbert School of Journalism at the University of West Terrier, Grouse has been a frequent guest of Yannis Tavros on … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Civet calls for freeze on development of all food-related technology
In a bold move that is sure to spark controversy, the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF) has called for a moratorium on the development of all food-related technology. Society president A.P. Civet took to the airwaves this morning to announce that his members had voted unanimously last night to make the call for a temporary halt to the development of food-related technology and food-finding apps in … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Museum of Contemporary Art to unveil first art installation
The Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) is set to unveil its newest exhibit to the public this weekend and it promises to be one of the most talked-about artistic events in Park history. At a gala opening tomorrow evening, patrons finally will be able to view the Museum's -- and The Park's -- first art installation. But that's not all: the installation, which is entitled, How Much Was That Doggie in the Window? is a live art … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—Mammalian Daily becomes first Park newspaper to ban Human jokes
DEVELOPING STORY "A guy walks into a bar on two feet..." So begins the most popular twenty-minute set at The Howler, The Park's only comedy club. The joke was written and is performed weekly … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Marching into April: Here’s what happened in The Park last month
Balls columnist lends private collection to Park Museum's new Flyball Exhibition Police, DWBS confirm Humans took photos of Park Animals in hibernation Yannis Tavros threatens to reveal names of … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—The Park’s new frontier: focus of UWT conference will be population control
Spring has sprung and our thoughts turn naturally toward new growth. But this year, the thoughts of academics at the University of West Terrier, will be turning in the opposite direction. At an … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
