BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily's managing editor Orphea Haas has scheduled a press conference Monday morning to respond to the ongoing criticism of the paper's policy of hiding the names of its reporters. In a statement released at eleven o'clock this morning, Haas announced that on Monday morning at nine o'clock she would make a "full response" to the ongoing pressure regarding the matter. In a separate incident, Toro Talk Radio host … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2017—Back by popular demand: PMoCA’s “ARCHONOGRAPHY” returns Sunday with special guest Ingolf Ewald
The Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) made a surprise announcement this morning: its ARCHONOGRAPHY installation, which broke all attendance records during its initial two-month run, will reopen this weekend. And, it will host a special guest: renowned artist Ingolf Ewald. Ewald, who is known for his painting, “Plumpen Rolletariat,” last visited The Park in August of 2015, when he opened the PMoCA's "Art of the Domestic Feline" … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016— Tinamou blames TMD’s Haas for drop in Month Without Metaphor participants
Three's usually a charm but it looks as if Park media's third annual Month Without Metaphor could end up being anything but unless more media outlets sign on to participate. The drop in the number of committed participants is "alarming" says Alvin Tinamou, who is one of the organizers of the May event. "At this time last year, we were going great guns, to use an apt metaphor," the publisher of The Avian Messenger wrote today in an open letter … [Read all...]

OTD in 2012—OTD in Feral Four release lyrics to controversial new song
The popular Park musical group, The Feral Four, has released the lyrics to its controversial new song several months ahead of the original schedule. Giuseppe, Giancarlo, and the Cross-Eyed Guy, had already become a hot topic on social media, as Animals posted harsh criticisms of it on Gewper and GooseBook even before they knew all the song's lyrics. One Gewper member, who goes by the name of "Due Claus" called it "an affront to Feline … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—Raimundo Zorro strikes again: new web site violates conditions of sentence
DEVELOPING STORY Raimundo Zorro has struck again. Zorro, who was convicted last August on two counts of inciting hate by owning and operating the controversial web site, “SplotchWatch," appears to … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2014—Our late Spring may mean fewer cases of Small Ball Fever: DWBS
The Department of Well-Being and Safety is putting a positive spin on this year's long, cold Winter. The way the DWBS sees it, the longer the weather stays cold, the less likely it is that Park … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2017—Leave it to Felines: How the idea of Animal self-rule took hold in The Park
THE FIERCE URGENCY OF MIAOW Jor and the Feline Roots of Zoocracy by Pieter N. Paard 372 pp. Marcellin de la Griffe Publishers Ftoo 20 Early in his life, George Livingstone Barnaby … [Read All About It Here...]
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