Organizers of the 2015 Mating Dance will be offering members of The Park's endangered species a pre-registration package that includes free genetic and psychological counselling services, it was announced today. In a communiqué issued to all media this morning, the organizers of the event said that the unusual move comes as a response to the results of a number of population and attendance studies conducted at the University of West Terrier over … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—TMD managing editor schedules press conference Monday morning
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily's managing editor Orphea Haas has scheduled a press conference Monday morning to respond to the ongoing criticism of the paper's policy of hiding the names of its reporters. In a statement released at eleven o'clock this morning, Haas announced that on Monday morning at nine o'clock she would make a "full response" to the ongoing pressure regarding the matter. In a separate incident, Toro Talk Radio host … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—Back by popular demand: PMoCA’s “ARCHONOGRAPHY” returns Sunday with special guest Ingolf Ewald
The Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) made a surprise announcement this morning: its ARCHONOGRAPHY installation, which broke all attendance records during its initial two-month run, will reopen this weekend. And, it will host a special guest: renowned artist Ingolf Ewald. Ewald, who is known for his painting, “Plumpen Rolletariat,” last visited The Park in August of 2015, when he opened the PMoCA's "Art of the Domestic Feline" … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016— Tinamou blames TMD’s Haas for drop in Month Without Metaphor participants
Three's usually a charm but it looks as if Park media's third annual Month Without Metaphor could end up being anything but unless more media outlets sign on to participate. The drop in the number of committed participants is "alarming" says Alvin Tinamou, who is one of the organizers of the May event. "At this time last year, we were going great guns, to use an apt metaphor," the publisher of The Avian Messenger wrote today in an open letter … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2012—OTD in Feral Four release lyrics to controversial new song
The popular Park musical group, The Feral Four, has released the lyrics to its controversial new song several months ahead of the original schedule. Giuseppe, Giancarlo, and the Cross-Eyed Guy, had … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Raimundo Zorro strikes again: new web site violates conditions of sentence
DEVELOPING STORY Raimundo Zorro has struck again. Zorro, who was convicted last August on two counts of inciting hate by owning and operating the controversial web site, “SplotchWatch," appears to … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Our late Spring may mean fewer cases of Small Ball Fever: DWBS
The Department of Well-Being and Safety is putting a positive spin on this year's long, cold Winter. The way the DWBS sees it, the longer the weather stays cold, the less likely it is that Park … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
