We shouldn't judge Park Finance Officer Milton Struts too harshly if, in fact, he did accept an offer of food from Humans. So writes Noreen, Mammalian Daily advice columnist and adjunct professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier, who begins a leave of absence tomorrow to promote her new book, Lovely To Look At. In an open letter to be published this weekend on The Mammalian Daily web site, Noreen encourages Park citizens to be … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2012—Douglas Cheetah film to be re-released in time for Halloween
Bitter Litter Pictures announced today that it has re-released Douglas Cheetah's controversial 2007 film, Black Cats Can't Jump, in time for the Halloween season. In a press release, the company confirmed rumours that the director's cut version of the film will screen at the Park Cinema for two weeks only, beginning October 30. "We are pleased to offer our sophisticated Park audience the director's cut of Douglas Cheetah's groundbreaking work," … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Millicent Hayberry to star in new Gianfranco Colocolo mystery series
Millicent Hayberry will ring in the new year by starting a new gig at the Burrow Theatre. In a press communiqué today, the renowned actress announced that, beginning in mid-February, she will star in a series of mysteries by award-winning author Gianfranco Colocolo. "I am very pleased to announce that 2016 will find me back onstage at the Burrow Theatre, in a series of mysteries by Gianfranco Colocolo, the award-winning author of Murder at … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Hieronymous Hedgehog named Park’s first official Hibernation Ambassador
Hieronymous Hedgehog has been chosen as The Park's first official Hibernation Ambassador. Chief Archon Abayomi Cuckoo made the announcement at a press event in front of the Wishing Well this morning. With Hieronymous at her side, Cuckoo spoke briefly about the creation of the position and the responsibilities involved. "This is by no means a ceremonial position," she said emphatically. "After a series of consultations with a number of groups … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—October 27: Your Election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points As of today, this is what is happening in the race for POPS: Park Election Office head Gerritt Wezel confirmed today that there will be no debate … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—A call for calm as Archons outlaw Noon Nuttiness rioters
The Park's Chief Officer of Peace called for calm this morning, after a special meeting of the Archons resulted in the outlawing of the group responsible for the Noon Nuttiness violence on October … [Read All About It Here...]
October 25: Your election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points. As of today (October 25), this is what is happening in the race for POPS: Yannis Tavros has hired Raimundo Zorro as his campaign manager … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
