BREAKING NEWS Park Finance Officer Milton Struts has been "relieved of his duties as of November 3, 2014," according to a communiqué distributed to Park media this afternoon. In the communiqué, all 35 of the 2014 Archons who signed it laud Struts for his "dedication and hard work on behalf of Park citizens," but they say simply, "it is time for a change." "Familiarity with a subject clouds the vision," they say in the communiqué," and The … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2011—Third edition of Zoocracy guide hits shelves this week
The third edition of Anticipatory Zoocracy For All, a simple and informative guide to the principles of our form of government, has arrived in bookstores throughout The Park. This updated edition includes information on the most recent decisions made by the current set of Archons, including those involving calendar harmonization. A separate section on the currency amalgamation debate will prove valuable to newcomers as well as to those who have … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Park Animals may be predisposed to eating Human food: Noreen
We shouldn't judge Park Finance Officer Milton Struts too harshly if, in fact, he did accept an offer of food from Humans. So writes Noreen, Mammalian Daily advice columnist and adjunct professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier, who begins a leave of absence tomorrow to promote her new book, Lovely To Look At. In an open letter to be published this weekend on The Mammalian Daily web site, Noreen encourages Park citizens to be … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Douglas Cheetah film to be re-released in time for Halloween
Bitter Litter Pictures announced today that it has re-released Douglas Cheetah's controversial 2007 film, Black Cats Can't Jump, in time for the Halloween season. In a press release, the company confirmed rumours that the director's cut version of the film will screen at the Park Cinema for two weeks only, beginning October 30. "We are pleased to offer our sophisticated Park audience the director's cut of Douglas Cheetah's groundbreaking work," … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Millicent Hayberry to star in new Gianfranco Colocolo mystery series
Millicent Hayberry will ring in the new year by starting a new gig at the Burrow Theatre. In a press communiqué today, the renowned actress announced that, beginning in mid-February, she will star … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Hieronymous Hedgehog named Park’s first official Hibernation Ambassador
Hieronymous Hedgehog has been chosen as The Park's first official Hibernation Ambassador. Chief Archon Abayomi Cuckoo made the announcement at a press event in front of the Wishing Well this … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—October 27: Your Election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points As of today, this is what is happening in the race for POPS: Park Election Office head Gerritt Wezel confirmed today that there will be no debate … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
