According to the gossip site headsNtales, Noreen is presently in negotiations with The Mammalian Daily to expand her rôle with the paper beyond that of dispensing advice. In a post dated yesterday, the site claims that the advice columnist, best-selling author, and adjunct professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier has pitched the idea of creating and curating a new section of the newspaper called, "The Righteous Among the … [Read all...]
Breaking News

OTD in 2011—New series based on Paard book leads pack in Fall TV schedule
A new, five-part television series based on a book by historian, Pieter Paard, is set to air this Fall on Park Broadcasting Corporation Television. PBC TV executives confirmed at a press conference today that it has purchased the series, which is based on Paard's historical tome, From Slavery to Freedom: A History of Pack Animals. The exact broadcast date was not announced, but it is rumoured to be slated for airing on October 1, the start of … [Read all...]

OTD in 2013—Stolen autochthonous art recovered by Park Police
An important painting by one of The Park's most revered autochthonous artists has been recovered by Park Police, it was confirmed today. The painting, entitled, L'oiseau à l'affût, was stolen while on display outside LeTwiggery during last Saturday's Park ART Walk (PAW). "One minute it was there; the next, it was gone," one regular PAWgoer told The Mammalian Daily. "I turned around to tell my companions to take a look at it and when I … [Read all...]

OTD in 2007—Let’s Talk Balls! with Bailey: The Golf Ball
Today’s ball is the GOLF ball. The golf ball has a long history with Dogs. Originally known as the “gulf” ball, these dimpled, spherical formations were discovered at the mouth of the Gulf of México, many thousands of years before the common era (and Zoocracy). Naturally occurring and of limestone, archaeological evidence suggests that the ball’s dimples were formed by erosion that was caused by the thick sands found in the deep Gulf. Many … [Read all...]
More Park News

OTD in 2016—Don’t forget: Park ART Walk’s “Patterns in Life and Art” is on today
The organizers request the honour of your presence at the following event: Park ART Walk Saturday, August 20, 2016 10:00 am - 7:00 pm Entitled, "Patterns in Life and Art," the 2016 Park ART Walk will … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2011—Splinter group to stage currency-related protest this weekend
Mammalian Daily Associated News Services (MDANS) is reporting that some former members of the Association for the Preservation of Individual Currencies (APIC) have disassociated themselves from APIC … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—Budget 2017: A year when words might speak louder than numbers
Since presenting her 2017 Budget yesterday morning, Park Finance Office head Valentina Abeja has embarked on a media tour that will see her visit most of The Park's radio and television stations in … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood

The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood





