EDITORIAL Over 31 years ago, the Animals who were resident in The Park took to the water, to the streets, and to the skies to celebrate the unlikeliest of events: the return of a piece of land to those who had inhabited it from its earliest days. Though that victory was hard-won, we remain proud that it was not hard-fought. It was Jor, The Park's first leader and the founder of modern zoocracy, who declared that self-government should be … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—AVN TV to turn its lens on Humans
This Autumn, the AVN Television Network (AVN TV) will begin broadcasting a new live television series that will focus on Humans as they spend time in The Park. AVN’s Chief Executive Officer Orville Condor and Program Director Izrine Corneille made the announcement at a press conference this morning. "We [at AVN TV] have a unique perspective on The Park, and we want to use that perspective to serve our customers," Corneille said. "This show is … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—PFO head Valentina Abeja: “Don’t hesitate! Pollinate!”
Park Finance Office head Valentina Abeja took some time off today from talking about her 2017 budget to discuss what she calls her ultimate passion: pollination. In an interview on Mammalian Daily Radio's Sunday morning show, Abeja, who presented her second budget on August 17, strongly encouraged her compatriots to "get out and pollinate for the good of The Park and its residents." "I implore all who are able to get out and do your job and … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Finance Office puts 2015 Budget info under embargo until Friday
Park Animals will have to wait until Friday to find out how the Park Finance Office (PFO) intends to spend its funds in the coming year. In a directive to all media (now in possession of the 2015 budget), Park Finance Officer Milton Struts cautioned against disclosing any information until a scheduled press conference at noon on Friday. The budget, which is already two weeks late, has been the subject of much speculation since The Mammalian … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2013—September on our minds: mark your calendars!
The Park is a busy place in September, and this year, there's even more to do and see and hear. So, The Mammalian Daily is giving you a heads-up on what's on for September 2013. Ready, set, mark … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Noreen in talks with TMD to curate new section of newspaper: gossip site
According to the gossip site headsNtales, Noreen is presently in negotiations with The Mammalian Daily to expand her rôle with the paper beyond that of dispensing advice. In a post dated yesterday, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2011—New series based on Paard book leads pack in Fall TV schedule
A new, five-part television series based on a book by historian, Pieter Paard, is set to air this Fall on Park Broadcasting Corporation Television. PBC TV executives confirmed at a press conference … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
