Two years ago, economic figures released by the Park Finance Office confirmed definitively that The Park's striped and spotted Animals were having a more difficult time finding full-time employment than those who had coats of solid or mixed colours. Now, after the release of the PFO's latest report, it appears that little has changed. The statistics, which are known colloquially as the “Employment and Enjoyment Stats,” are collected annually … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2012—Food production scandal rocks Park
Portions of The Park's farmland are being used to produce food for consumption by Humans who live outside The Park, Police have concluded. At a press conference held early this morning, B.N.L.Valerian Beetle, Head of The Park Police Force's Undercover Operations Unit (UOU), confirmed the findings of the Unit's year-long investigation. "This has been a long and intensive investigation, conducted over the past twelve months and it includes … [Read all...]
OTD in 2013—Tricolore book “strong contender” at 2013 literary festivals
Renowned Park chef Tab Tricolore could take home two or more prizes from this year's literary festivals for his book, "The Feral Roots of our Festive Cuisine." Part recipe book, part memoir, and part historical overview, Tricolore's most recent effort has received glowing reviews from a number of Park publications, including The Panther Post and The Silvestris Star. Home cooks and other Park readers have weighed in on the book as well, with some … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Police confirm early morning break-in at Holstein Fashion’s main factory
BREAKING NEWS Park Police have confirmed that an early morning break-in occurred at the main factory of Holstein Fashion on Monday. At a press conference held this morning, Inspector Maurice Addax of the Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) and Inspector Antonia T. Fossa of the Interspecial Investigations Unit (IIU) confirmed the break-in, saying only that it occurred in the early morning hours of Monday, June 1. They refused to offer any … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Data Retrievers: Meet Park Police’s new partners in Tree hacking investigation
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE Park Police announced today that they have partnered with a private firm of data Retrievers to aid them in their investigation into April's Data Tree hacking. At a press … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—All The Hair I Left Behind: Barkettes to donate new song to EDAM cause
Once again demonstrating their generosity of spirit, Thisbe and the Barkettes have donated the proceeds from their newest song to the cause of Enforced Domestication Awareness. In an open letter … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Enforced Domestication Awareness Month 2016: Official Schedule of Events
The Archons, in conjunction with the Department of Well-Being and Safety and the Department of Holidays, Festivals and Celebrations have released the official schedule for 2016's Enforced … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
