The sun is shining, the air is warm, and we have almost three months to go before Winter officially arrives. What better time to slough off that unwanted hair and go for a quick dip before the cold sets in? The Park's semi-annual Shake for Charity gives you the chance to do just that and benefit a great cause at the same time. The event will take place tomorrow from 9:00 am until midnight at the Wishing Well and organizers expect a record … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2009—Enterprises Moufettes recalls FeralNoMore™ over safety concerns
In an unprecedented move, The Park's Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has ordered retailers to halt sales of a popular scent-masking agent. Enterprises Moufettes, S.A., the manufacturer of FeralNoMore™ says it is recalling ten thousand cans of the spray after several Animals reported suffering ill effects from the product. The DWBS reported that two Animals were so overcome that they required short-term hospitalization. The … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—The new face of GoUnderground: Hieronymous Hedgehog
Hieronymous Hedgehog is the new face of GoUnderground, The Park's oldest and largest hibernation outfitter. The company announced today that it has signed an agreement with The Park's much-beloved Hedgehog to produce a series of advertisements that will appear in Park newspapers, magazines, and on television. The ads will commence in October and will run until the end of November. "We are pleased to announce that Hieronymous Hedgehog has agreed … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—The Righteous Among the Humans: new TMD section to be curated by Noreen
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily announced today that Noreen will be expanding her rôle with the newspaper to include curating a new section called, "The Righteous Among the Humans." In a press statement issued this morning, TMD managing editor Orphea Haas confirmed that Noreen had made a pitch to the paper a few months ago that involved formally recognizing members of the Human species who do "great work on behalf of other Animals." "While … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Dare to compare, say budget opponents calling for massive protest Wednesday
The 2015 "streamlined" budget that was presented by the Park Finance Office last month remains a contentious issue among residents, with some in the business community calling for a full … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Zebra activists to appear on Yannis Tavros call-in show Wednesday
Callers, the lines are open. Or, at least they will be on Wednesday afternoon, when Yannis Tavros's guests will be Zebra activists Jafari Pundamilia and Elton Zebra. The pair, whose latest caper … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Phoebe to read from award-winning book at The Squeakeasy on Tuesday
Tuesday night is poetry night at The Squeakeasy but this coming Tuesday will see something unique: Phoebe will be reading from her award-winning book, Phoebic Verses. "This is a first for Phoebe, and … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
