Hieronymous Hedgehog has been chosen as The Park's first official Hibernation Ambassador. Chief Archon Abayomi Cuckoo made the announcement at a press event in front of the Wishing Well this morning. With Hieronymous at her side, Cuckoo spoke briefly about the creation of the position and the responsibilities involved. "This is by no means a ceremonial position," she said emphatically. "After a series of consultations with a number of groups … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—October 27: Your Election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points As of today, this is what is happening in the race for POPS: Park Election Office head Gerritt Wezel confirmed today that there will be no debate held this year: "Too many candidates, too little time." Candidates are on their own to let voters know their qualifications to make the Groundhog Day prediction In response to a question put to him by The Equine Echo, Chief Archon Raymond … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—A call for calm as Archons outlaw Noon Nuttiness rioters
The Park's Chief Officer of Peace called for calm this morning, after a special meeting of the Archons resulted in the outlawing of the group responsible for the Noon Nuttiness violence on October 4. In a statement read at a hastily-convened press conference, Raymond H. Mink, Chief Officer of Peace, asked all Park residents to respect the decision of the Archons to outlaw membership in Realidad Incorporated. "Our governing body has seen fit … [Read all...]
October 25: Your election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points. As of today (October 25), this is what is happening in the race for POPS: Yannis Tavros has hired Raimundo Zorro as his campaign manager Millicent Hayberry announced that she will run her own campaign Park Election Office says it's overwhelmed by applications Gunnar Rotte takes his "unfit to predict" campaign to The Park's commercial district tomorrow Douglas Cheetah announced … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—Weather, Human Direct Investment blamed for rising number of Humans in Park
Once again, the weather and Human Direct Investment (HDI) have been blamed for the rising number of Humans we continue to encounter in The Park. In an interview on TMD Radio this morning, A.P. Civet … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Controversial new “game” lets Animals experience capture, domestication
A new game that bills itself as "the extreme Animal experience" is being criticized by many, including some of The Park's citizen aid and action associations. The game, which is called "Kokemus!," … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Canine Music Association, PHS join forces to push for Barkettes museum
The Canine Music Association has teamed up with the Park Historical Society and members of The Park's music community to push for the establishment of a museum to honour the life and work of Thisbe … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
