The Marine Mammal Bank of The Park announced on Friday that it has agreed to sponsor The Park Museum’s first travelling exhibition this year. MMBP’s Chief Executive Officer, Alphonse Dolphin, made the announcement at a morning press conference. Flanked by members of the Museum’s Board of Governors, Dolphin said his bank “jumped at the chance” to partner with the Museum on such an important occasion. “We are proud and honoured to be sponsors of … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2011—Altercation with fan sends Millicent Hayberry to hospital
Beloved Park actress, Millicent Hayberry, is said to be "resting comfortably, though still in shock" after she was rushed to hospital after a violent encounter with what some have described as a "rabid" fan. The incident occurred early this morning on the set of the film, "Mixed Nuts." Observers told The Mammalian Daily that the actress, who is in The Park shooting the film adaptation of her successful stage play, was on a break outside her … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—Leaked papers link UWT researchers to social experiment
Top Secret documents leaked to The Mammalian Daily reveal that members of The Park's Finance Office enlisted the aid of researchers at the University of West Terrier in an attempt to engineer a social experiment in The Park. The documents, which the newspaper has had in its possession for two weeks, reveal that in the summer of 26 AZ (2008), high level functionaries in the Park Finance Office (PFO) approached researchers in the departments of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—University of West Terrier to open new academic department
The University of West Terrier announced today that it has entered into a partnership agreement with Leonardo Language and Culture Institute to offer courses through its new Department of Interspecial Studies. In a joint statement released today, the presidents of both schools praised the officials who negotiated the agreement and said they look forward to a long and happy alliance. "This is the first time in Park history that two academic … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2007—Animal sterilization rampant outside Park
Animals who make their homes outside The Park face sterilization rates of up to ninety per cent, an investigation by a Mammalian Daily UnderCover Reporter has revealed. According to statistics … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2011—Court approves continuance of 2010 Archons
Acknowledging the need for stability and continuity following this year's calendar harmonization, Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon has granted a continuance of one full year to The Park's … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Harmonious Humphrey and Hannah one year on: what have we learned?
It's been one year since the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) introduced Harmonious Humphrey and Harmonious Hannah to The Park's Stereotype Sundays. The pair of stuffed toys, commissioned … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
