Something is rotten inside the LAdeH ("Les Amis de Hieronymous"), otherwise known as The Friends of Hieronymous, and Park Police have been working to uncover its identity. At a press conference held this morning, Serge Malinois, spokesAnimal for Park Police, outlined details of an "intensive" investigation that, he said, has been ongoing since February 12 of this year. "The timing is significant, of course," Malinois said, referring to the … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2013—Park Museum puts out call for personal items, memorabilia
The Park Museum, set to open later this year (barring any unforeseen delays), has put out a call for "personal items of historical interest" that Animals may be in possession of, including items they have purchased for their collections or have inherited from their families. Sukuta Rhinoceros, one of the founders of The Park Museum and a member of its Board of Governors, made the appeal this week in a number of interviews on radio stations as … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Mammalian Daily signs on to media’s “Month Without Metaphor”
It's a bold idea that is sure to make waves. And, this morning, managing editor Orphea Haas confirmed that The Mammalian Daily is coming on board. "That is music to our ears," said Alvin Tinamou, publisher of The Avian Messenger and one of the organizers of The Park's "Month Without Metaphor." The media-wide initiative, which is set to run for the entire month of May, promises to shake up what many regard as a moribund industry. And as of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2010—Association pulls Cynics’ song from airwaves
The Association of Park Radio Stations (APRS) has pulled one of the Cynics' most controversial songs from the airwaves of its member stations. The APRS, whose members include CLucK Radio, Marine Mammal Radio, Reptile Radio, Radio Drone, bRraydio 4, and Chitter, issued a memorandum early this morning, ordering the stations to cease play of The Cynics' song, "Mothers don't let your puppies grow up to serve Humans." The song, which was … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Tab Tricolore: “Working on this art installation has saved me.”
It's rare for Tab Tricolore to talk publicly about his feelings, but that's just what happened yesterday. During an interview with Yannis Tavros on Toro Talk Radio, the celebrity chef and … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Yannis Tavros threatens to reveal names of Mammalian Daily reporters
BREAKING NEWS The Mammalian Daily has its lawyers poised to file a cease and desist order if Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros makes good on his promise to reveal the names of all of the … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Chief Archon Buckminster Moose: The Interview, Part Two
MAMMALIAN DAILY EXCLUSIVE This is Part Two of The Mammalian Daily's exclusive interview with 2014 Chief Archon Buckminster Moose. Click here to read Part One. As the 2014 Chief Archon shifts his … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
