The Maple Tree found hacked eight days ago has died, according to Park Police. In a brief statement issued this morning, Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) said the Tree died at 11:07 last night. The death certificate has been signed by the Tree doctor who had attended the Tree since it was discovered on the morning of July 16. "Our thoughts are with all Trees in The Park and with Jerzy … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—Theatre Review: The Sound of One Nut Cracking
The power is in the understatements in “Mixed Nuts,” the compelling one-Chipmunk drama that opened for a short time in Alepou (November) and is scheduled for a return engagement this Barnabus (February) at the Park Repertory Theatre. This should come as no surprise, given that the author is Imogen Aardeekhoorn, who has adapted her now famous chronicles for the stage. Understatement is the hallmark of Chipmunk literature and Aardeekhoorn ranks … [Read all...]
OTD in 2011—One Human dead, reporter held for questioning outside Park
The Insect Intelligencer has confirmed that reporter, ZeeZee Legy, has been held for questioning outside The Park in connection with the death of a Human late last night. The dead Human, whose name has not yet been released by law enforcement, was one of two who suffered injuries last week. The other was released from hospital three days ago. In a statement released early this morning, The Intelligencer's editor-in-chief, Fannia di Volo, … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Winners of tickets to Barkettes’ free concert to be announced Tuesday
The winners of the lottery for tickets to the Barkettes' free concert at the Tartan Crab Memorial Pond will be announced tomorrow. In a joint statement released this morning, the promoter, Iglu Entertainment, and the group’s manager, Hilde Blaft, confirmed that the winners will be selected in a live presentation that will be held outside the law courts and broadcast on a number of Park television stations. The statement also confirmed that … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—GoUnderground Park’s most hospitable shop: survey
And the survey says: GoUnderground. The Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS) announced the results of its consumer survey today and the venerable hibernation outfitter has won the title of … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2011—New conclusions confirm old theories: sighs matter!
Sighs matter! Such is the opinion of researchers at the University of West Terrier’s School of Medicine, after they analyzed data from three extensive surveys of Animal morbidity and mortality. The … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Tricolore establishes new annual event: The Feral Roots Festival
Celebrity Park chef and successful restaurateur Tab Tricolore announced today that he has established a new event in The Park: The Feral Roots Festival. At a press conference this morning, during … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
