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OTD in 2014—Data Tree hacking was likely the result of “Human error,” says Noreen

September 19, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The hacking in April of one of The Park's largest data Trees was likely the result of "Human error," rather than malicious intent, Noreen says. The Mammalian Daily advice columnist and University of West Terrier adjunct professor of Human Studies was participating in a panel discussion on Toro Talk Radio when she made the comment. "Humans act as much out of ignorance as they do out of self-interest," she said. "And, often, the two go … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016—Button maker received order for Millicent Hayberry candidacy: rumour

September 18, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

It's been over a month since Park citizens heard the rumour that Millicent Hayberry was considering a bid for 2017 Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS). Though she has kept mum on the subject, a source close to one of The Park's most prominent button makers has told The Mammalian Daily that  the company received an order to produce buttons for her campaign. The source, who wishes to remain anonymous, said the order came in two … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016—The Endeka Elephant Band plays on without its beloved bassist

September 17, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The ten remaining members of The Endeka Elephant Band took to the stage last night for the first time since the death this past July of their beloved bassist, Zuberi Tembo. In an emotional mid-set tribute during the first night of the Beats of Burden Music Festival, each member of the band placed a rose at the foot of Tembo's bass, which stood at the front of the stage for the entirety of their set. It was a fitting acknowledgement of the … [Read all...]

OTD in 2015—Humans capable of feeling pain: study

September 16, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

New research out of the University of West Terrier indicates that Humans are, in fact, capable of feeling pain. The results of a study conducted by researchers from the UWT Department of Human Studies demonstrates "beyond doubt" that Humans not only feel physical pain, but they react to it in much the same way as other Animals do, the study's author says. Dr. Maarit Paarma, who oversaw the study of more than two thousand Human subjects, says … [Read all...]

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OTD in 2016—#PIFFPiffle: Rumour says Tab Tricolore to open Tabby Club to all for PIFF 2016

September 15, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The latest out of the PIFF 2016 rumour mill is that celebrity chef Tab Tricolore intends to open up The Tabby Club to all during the five-day film fest. The pub, which was founded and run by Jor, … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2015—Alert: Harmonious Hannah missing after tumultuous Sunday in The Park

September 14, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

NEWS ALERT Harmonious Hannah has gone missing. The five and a half foot tall stuffed Animal—one half of the "harmonious pair" introduced in July by the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS)—was … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2015—Peacekeepers to attend first Stereotype Sunday since Stinktier revelation

September 13, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Recent unrest in The Park's Zebra community has prompted The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) to call on the Doves and Does of Peace to attend today's Stereotype Sunday. In a media … [Read All About It Here...]

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