The third edition of Anticipatory Zoocracy For All, a simple and informative guide to the principles of our form of government, has arrived in bookstores throughout The Park. This updated edition includes information on the most recent decisions made by the current set of Archons, including those involving calendar harmonization. A separate section on the currency amalgamation debate will prove valuable to newcomers as well as to those who have … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—Park Animals may be predisposed to eating Human food: Noreen
We shouldn't judge Park Finance Officer Milton Struts too harshly if, in fact, he did accept an offer of food from Humans. So writes Noreen, Mammalian Daily advice columnist and adjunct professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier, who begins a leave of absence tomorrow to promote her new book, Lovely To Look At. In an open letter to be published this weekend on The Mammalian Daily web site, Noreen encourages Park citizens to be … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—Douglas Cheetah film to be re-released in time for Halloween
Bitter Litter Pictures announced today that it has re-released Douglas Cheetah's controversial 2007 film, Black Cats Can't Jump, in time for the Halloween season. In a press release, the company confirmed rumours that the director's cut version of the film will screen at the Park Cinema for two weeks only, beginning October 30. "We are pleased to offer our sophisticated Park audience the director's cut of Douglas Cheetah's groundbreaking work," … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Millicent Hayberry to star in new Gianfranco Colocolo mystery series
Millicent Hayberry will ring in the new year by starting a new gig at the Burrow Theatre. In a press communiqué today, the renowned actress announced that, beginning in mid-February, she will star in a series of mysteries by award-winning author Gianfranco Colocolo. "I am very pleased to announce that 2016 will find me back onstage at the Burrow Theatre, in a series of mysteries by Gianfranco Colocolo, the award-winning author of Murder at … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Hieronymous Hedgehog named Park’s first official Hibernation Ambassador
Hieronymous Hedgehog has been chosen as The Park's first official Hibernation Ambassador. Chief Archon Abayomi Cuckoo made the announcement at a press event in front of the Wishing Well this … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—October 27: Your Election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points As of today, this is what is happening in the race for POPS: Park Election Office head Gerritt Wezel confirmed today that there will be no debate … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—A call for calm as Archons outlaw Noon Nuttiness rioters
The Park's Chief Officer of Peace called for calm this morning, after a special meeting of the Archons resulted in the outlawing of the group responsible for the Noon Nuttiness violence on October … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
