Proponents of abolishing hibernation in The Park may discover they have a new friend in their corner: the latest figures released by The Park Finance Office and The Park Association of Shops and Services (PASS). The most recent reports show significant fourth quarter gains in all sectors of The Park's economy, but particularly in the retail and construction sectors. While these gains were predicted by most analysts and are believed to be a … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2017—Don’t miss these Springtime events!
There's always a lot of work to do come Springtime. But don't forget to mark your calendar for these annual Park events! March 13: Closing date for the Otter Ice Slide Yes, it will be another Winter come and gone. So, get yourself over to the Otter Ice Slide while the weather still permits. There’s no feeling like it, but that feeling won't last past March 13. March 25: Polar Bears' Poetry Picnic One of our most beloved seasonal and … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Time Marches on: here’s what happened in The Park in February
Focus On: Archons' Address Groundhog Day recap: great weather, massive turnout, POPS sees shadow Directors' Guild ousted me as prez due to my politics: Douglas Cheetah Politics, violence mar celebration of the birth of The Park's first leader Gunnar Rotte, Douglas Cheetah to debate tomorrow on Yannis Tavros show Wilkommen, Bienvenue: A guide to welcoming back our hibernating friends No-biting rule suspended for police at … [Read all...]
OTD in 0215—Museum of Contemporary Art announces appointment of curator
The Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) has appointed a new head curator. In a communiqué released today, Aulikki Norsu, president of PMoCA’s board of directors, confirmed that Aamuun Maroodiga will assume the duties of head curator beginning on Monday, March 2. "After an exhaustive search, we are pleased to announce that we have appointed Aamuun Maroodiga as head curator of the museum. Maroodiga will bring to the job her extensive … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Noreen to collaborate with DWBS on guide to “Safety in the Soppy Seasons”
"We've all come to understand just how soppy Humans can be, sometimes," says Noreen, Mammalian Daily advice columnist and adjunct professor of Human Studies at the University of West Terrier. "But … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Park Museum releases schedule of opening weekend events
The Park Museum has released the schedule of events for its opening this weekend. The Museum will open its doors to the public on Sunday, March 1 but a special opening ceremony will take place on … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Is the collar on the line?
The Park is in an uproar after the announcement yesterday that Footpad Heaven plans to expand its inventory to include collars. The announcement came in the form of an advertisement that ran in many … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
