Tab Tricolore, Chef and Restaurateur Part three of a three-part series. Click here to read part one. Click here to read part two. "Evolution" is a dirty word in the Animal world, but The Park's most successful restaurateur is not afraid to use it. As he prepares to open his fifth restaurant, he muses about the attitudinal changes he has witnessed and the rôle that chefs have played in those changes. Tab Tricolore (pronounced … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2012—UWT, Park Hospital to open first Extinction Anxiety Clinic
In a statement released yesterday, the University of West Terrier School of Medicine announced that it will collaborate with The Park Hospital for the Afflicted and Infirm to establish The Park's first Extinction Anxiety Clinic. The clinic, which will be housed within the University of West Terrier, is the first of its kind in The Park. The Clinic's mission is to diagnose and treat the symptoms of extinction anxiety in all species of Animals and … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—”I smell a Rat,” Stinktier cries, as Rotte jailed after Stereotype Sunday stunt
Gunnar Rotte was hauled off to jail yesterday afternoon, after what he calls a "social experiment gone awry." According to a spokesAnimal for Park Police, The Rodent Commoner journalist was arrested for disturbing the peace and jailed for inciting violence at The Park's weekly Stereotype Sunday. The charges stem from Rotte's actions yesterday, when he arrived at the weekly event disguised as a Skunk, claiming he was visiting family. Rotte … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Don’t forget: Park ART Walk’s “Art Against All Odds” is on tomorrow
The organizers request the honour of your presence at the following event: Park ART Walk Saturday, August 15, 2015 10:00 am - 7:00 pm Entitled, "Art Against All Odds," the 2015 Park ART Walk will focus on the art of The Park's endangered species. The organizers of PAW 2015 wish to thank its partner and collaborator, the Extinction Anxiety Clinic, for its support. The Park ART Walk is a one-day, juried art exhibition that showcases the … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—Weekend shocker: Gossip site says Rapper’s father is also his brother
The gossip site headsNtales says it has evidence that Rapper Will.o.be.'s father is also his brother. In a post dated today, the site's owners claim to be in possession of documents that prove it to … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Fur flies at UWT journalism conference
The fur was flying this past weekend as The University of West Terrier's Cuthbert School of Journalism hosted the largest print media conference in Park history. Virtually all print media … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—The more things change, the more Humans stay the same: Noreen
The more things change, the more Humans stay the same. So concludes Noreen in her second academic article due to be published in the November issue of the prestigious Journal of Human … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
