Previously unpublished photographs of Jor, The Park's first leader and the founder of modern zoocracy, have surfaced on the gossip web site, headsNtales. The pictures, which show Jor in some compromising positions, were posted on the site early this afternoon, according to PotWatcher, The Park's foremost web-watching organization. PotWatcher says the pictures appeared "without warning and without any mention of their provenance" on the … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—PMoCA offers sneak peek at its new exhibition, “Art of the Domestic Feline”
The Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) offered the public a sneak peek at its new exhibition, "Art of the Domestic Feline" today in the above slide show. The museum will host a gala this evening. The exhibition will open tomorrow. … [Read all...]
OTD in 2012—”INtegration through ART” theme of Park Art Walk 2012
In a statement released today, the organizers of the annual Park Art Walk (PAW) announced a major change in the event's focus. "Thanks to funding from The Park’s Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, in conjunction with a one-time gift from The Archons' Initiative Fund, the 2012 Park Art Walk (PAW) will showcase art as it relates to the theme, INtegration through ART," the statement read in part. The new theme, which will be … [Read all...]
Majority of new Park jobs are in field of security, law: Department of Statistics
The majority of The Park's newly-created jobs lie in the fields of security and law, says a new report released today by the Department of Statistics and Records. The report, which is known as, "Statistics Related to Job Creation in The Park: 2014," is the latest in a series of reports that have been commissioned annually since 2007 by the sitting Archons. The state of employment as depicted in the report is troubling in many ways, says Dr. … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2014—Jargonhead “raps up” tour, signs on to headline Beats of Burden Music Festival
Legendary Park singer Jargonhead confirmed today that he has "rapped up" his Ducks in a Row tour and is on his way home to The Park to prepare for a co-hosting and headlining gig at the second annual … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—UWT to investigate allegations of unethical experimentation on Humans
BREAKING NEWS The University of West Terrier announced today that it has initiated an investigation into allegations of unethical experimentation on Humans. The announcement came in a … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Park Museum to host major exhibition dealing with rôle of sport in Park life
The Park Museum announced today that it will host a major exhibition dealing with the rôle of sport in Park life. In a post on its web site, the museum said the exhibition, entitled, Flyball and … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
