The ten remaining members of The Endeka Elephant Band took to the stage last night for the first time since the death this past July of their beloved bassist, Zuberi Tembo. In an emotional mid-set tribute during the first night of the Beats of Burden Music Festival, each member of the band placed a rose at the foot of Tembo's bass, which stood at the front of the stage for the entirety of their set. It was a fitting acknowledgement of the … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2015—Humans capable of feeling pain: study
New research out of the University of West Terrier indicates that Humans are, in fact, capable of feeling pain. The results of a study conducted by researchers from the UWT Department of Human Studies demonstrates "beyond doubt" that Humans not only feel physical pain, but they react to it in much the same way as other Animals do, the study's author says. Dr. Maarit Paarma, who oversaw the study of more than two thousand Human subjects, says … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—#PIFFPiffle: Rumour says Tab Tricolore to open Tabby Club to all for PIFF 2016
The latest out of the PIFF 2016 rumour mill is that celebrity chef Tab Tricolore intends to open up The Tabby Club to all during the five-day film fest. The pub, which was founded and run by Jor, The Park's first leader, has always been a "striped-only" establishment. That has caused some controversy in the past and in May, Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros launched his #BullinTheTabbyClub campaign after he was was denied entry to the … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Alert: Harmonious Hannah missing after tumultuous Sunday in The Park
NEWS ALERT Harmonious Hannah has gone missing. The five and a half foot tall stuffed Animal—one half of the "harmonious pair" introduced in July by the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS)—was last seen yesterday during The Park's weekly Stereotype Sunday, according to a DWBS alert. The alert, which was issued at six o'clock this morning, said Hannah was last seen at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre at approximately five o'clock in the … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Peacekeepers to attend first Stereotype Sunday since Stinktier revelation
Recent unrest in The Park's Zebra community has prompted The Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) to call on the Doves and Does of Peace to attend today's Stereotype Sunday. In a media … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—The Beats gets bigger: lineup for music festival’s fourth year announced today
"Bigger" and "better" were the words most often uttered this morning as Beasts of Burden lead singer Alfredo Ox announced the lineup for the fourth annual Beats of Burden Music Festival. "We know … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—Music fest under fire for selling products to Humans
The organizers of the first annual Beats of Burden music festival have come under fire for creating and selling products that are specifically geared to Human consumers. At a rally held this … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
