The Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) is set to unveil its newest exhibit to the public this weekend and it promises to be one of the most talked-about artistic events in Park history. At a gala opening tomorrow evening, patrons finally will be able to view the Museum's -- and The Park's -- first art installation. But that's not all: the installation, which is entitled, How Much Was That Doggie in the Window? is a live art … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Mammalian Daily becomes first Park newspaper to ban Human jokes
DEVELOPING STORY "A guy walks into a bar on two feet..." So begins the most popular twenty-minute set at The Howler, The Park's only comedy club. The joke was written and is performed weekly by Dalmanik, who is widely considered to be the king of The Park's "new comedy." But as of today, Dalmanik will not be able to make that joke on the pages of The Mammalian Daily. That's because so-called "Human jokes" have now been officially banned by … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Marching into April: Here’s what happened in The Park last month
Balls columnist lends private collection to Park Museum's new Flyball Exhibition Police, DWBS confirm Humans took photos of Park Animals in hibernation Yannis Tavros threatens to reveal names of Mammalian Daily reporters TMD policy could harm Park media’s Month Without Metaphor: Tinamou New director brings big changes to annual Polar Bears’ Poetry Picnic PMoCA announces 2016 live art installation, “Anatomy of a Bath” Tickets for … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—The Park’s new frontier: focus of UWT conference will be population control
Spring has sprung and our thoughts turn naturally toward new growth. But this year, the thoughts of academics at the University of West Terrier, will be turning in the opposite direction. At an upcoming conference, entitled, ”Population Control: The Park’s New Frontier," UWT scholars from a number of departments and faculties will be discussing a subject they admit is controversial: controlling The Park's population. "It's not something that's … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Holstein Fashion lends its support to The Park’s striped and spotted citizens
Holstein Fashion, the parent company of Designs by Holstein, is lending its name and support to The Park's striped and spotted Animals, it was announced today. In a post on the company's web site, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Food growers, app makers at odds as Tulip season begins
The Park's technology sector has come under fire from what seems like an unlikely source: the Society of Concerned Park Cultivators, Planters, Growers, and Farmers (SCPCPGF). In a paid advertisement, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Centre for Interspecial Harmony opens
After experiencing delays, underfunding, and the resignations of two of its directors, The Park's new Centre for Interspecial Harmony (CIH) finally opened its doors yesterday afternoon. The CIH is … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
