Aintza Kanariar, Director of Public Relations for The Park’s Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations, spoke out this morning about the 2015 budget and the ways in which her department may be affected. During an interview with host Yannis Tavros on Toro Talk Radio, Kanariar admitted that the budget as proposed presented a "significant planning problem" both for her and for other Park departments. In fact, she said, her department … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2012—PIFF 2012: Festival frenzy grips Park
The Park is in a party mood, as anticipation mounts on the eve of the opening of the 8th annual Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF). "It's game on! We're ready!" announced PIFF Communications President Leola Ocelot at the final pre-opening press conference this afternoon. "This is going to be the biggest and best film festival The Park has ever seen," she said. Festival goers appear to agree. Tickets were snapped up earlier than in … [Read all...]
Police trainees find more lucrative positions outside Park: report
A report released today says that a significant number of Park Police trainees and graduates are opting to accept full-time positions outside The Park. The report, which was commissioned by the Archons and conducted by the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS), found that at least eighteen percent of those who graduated within the past five years have availed themselves of employment opportunities in Human police forces outside The … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—BREAKING: Raimundo Zorro found guilty of two of three charges; sentence to be announced next week
BREAKING NEWS After a three-week trial, Raimundo Zorro has been found guilty of two of three charges stemming from his ownership and management of the SplotchWatch web site. Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon of The Park's Superior Court rendered his decision at nine o'clock this morning before a packed courtroom. Prior to announcing the verdict, however, the Justice spoke at length about the privileges and responsibilities of zoocracy and about the … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—#PiffPiffle: What we know for sure
There are only three days left until the opening of the 2016 Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF), but most of us have more questions than answers. Here are a few things we know for … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Park’s “Share the Hair Shake for Charity” happens tomorrow!
The sun is shining, the air is warm, and we have almost three months to go before Winter officially arrives. What better time to slough off that unwanted hair and go for a quick dip before the cold … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2009—Enterprises Moufettes recalls FeralNoMore™ over safety concerns
In an unprecedented move, The Park's Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has ordered retailers to halt sales of a popular scent-masking agent. Enterprises Moufettes, S.A., the manufacturer … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
