It's been one year since the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) introduced Harmonious Humphrey and Harmonious Hannah to The Park's Stereotype Sundays. The pair of stuffed toys, commissioned by the DWBS to foster interspecial harmony in the hearts and minds of The Park's youth, have spent every weekend (notwithstanding the theft and recovery of Hannah) being hugged, cuddled, bitten, pulled at, and spat on by Animals of all ages. The … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—Where’s the comma? Ancient Open-Theatre rebrands itself for a new era
What's in a comma? More than you might realize, says the head of The Park's oldest theatre. In an interview with The Mammalian Daily this week, Carlota Tuatara, head of the Ancient Open-Air Theatre—or AOAT, as it will be known in some circles—explained the recent rebranding of The Park's most revered venue. "You might not think that it makes a difference, but it does, and it's a huge difference," Tuatara said. "That comma is redundant and never … [Read all...]
OTD in 2017—One Thousand Articles!
Thank you to everyone who has kept us going all the way to ONE THOUSAND articles! The Mammalian Daily will continue its story about Animal life in The Park on Twitter. Please join us—Mammalian Daily, Noreen, Hieronymous Hedgehog, Yannis Tavros, Gunnar Rotte, Pieter Paard, and others—there. … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Following in the Barkettes’ footsteps: Belles and Whistles make their debut tonight at Concert for Charity
The best kept secret in The Park is a secret no more. Belles and Whistles, the duo that Thisbe and the Barkettes have been mentoring privately for over a year, will make their debut tonight at the Concert for Charity in honour of Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM). At a press event this morning, EDAM Official Ambassador Nicoletta Moth confirmed the lineup for the concert, then added, "We are thrilled to announce that, in addition to … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2015—Archons ask DWBS for report on “state of hate” as SplotchWatch trial continues
BREAKING NEWS In an unprecedented move, the 2015 Archons have requested a report from the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) on what they call the "state of hate" in The Park. After an … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Tavros-Tricolore war escalates as chef bars radio host from PurrBoy Café
The war of words and deeds between Toro Talk Radio host Yannis Tavros and celebrity chef Tab Tricolore continued today, with the news that the chef has officially barred Tavros from attending … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2017—UWT greenlights “Paper Bag Project” to test Human intelligence, behaviour
The University of West Terrier announced today that it has greenlit a new investigation into Human intelligence and behaviour that will be directed by Dr. Luule Aednik of the Department of … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
