DEVELOPING STORY Harmonious Hannah has been found. According to Park Police, the oversized stuffed toy was recovered early this morning from a dumpster outside The Park. Hannah, together with her partner, Harmonious Humphrey, constituted the "harmonious pair" that the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) introduced in July in an initiative to foster insterspecial harmony among youth. Hannah had been missing since September 13, when she … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2016—”We must all come together now,” says newly-elected POPS Ditmar Bosmarmot
The POPS election is over for this year and we must all come together now, Ditmar Bosmarmot told a massive crowd last night just minutes after he was declared the 2017 Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS). "This has been a very difficult and contentious election. A lot of things have been said that can't be taken back, so we must remember them and use them to make The Park a better and a more unified place," he said. As he and the six … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—Trees of hearts line path as friends say “Au Revoir” to Park hibernators
They say the road to hibernation is never smooth. But, yesterday, it was made a little brighter for Park Animals who will spend the Winter underground. As Adelheid Whistlepig, the newly-elected Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS), and other hibernators walked the path toward their burrows, they were greeted by a row of Maple Trees all decked out with paper hearts. Those hearts, fastened to the trees' now bare branches, bore the well … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Election Office scrambles to meet today’s deadline to declare a winner
The Park Election Office (PEO) is scrambling to count all the votes cast in the November 7 election for Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) by midnight tonight in order to announce a winner before the hibernating community takes its leave for the Winter. In an early morning interview on TMD Radio, PEO head Gerritt Wezel said he and his team would "do anything" to avoid the situation that occurred three years ago, when the vote … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2012—Band’s new song, “Put a Leash on It” sparks controversy
The Park's Canine community is threatening to boycott all music by the controversial band, Les Chiens Débraillés, after the release yesterday of its new song, "Put a Leash on It." In an open letter … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Hibernating community breaks with tradition in Keeper of the Nut selection
Not even the cold rain that lashed The Park yesterday morning could dampen the enthusiasm of Malinda L. Hamster. The president of the Small Animal Hibernating Community (SAHC) could barely contain … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2013—”Hibernation Nation” enjoys its half-day in the sun
The sun shone brightly this morning as Malinda L. Hamster, president of The Park's Small Animal Hibernating Community (SAHC), surrendered the symbolic nut to 2014 Keeper of the Nut, Giuliana Imelda … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
