A new survey conducted by The Park's Department of Well-Being and Safety indicates that species extinction is one of Park Animals' greatest fears. The fear that their kind will be wiped out within the next few decades topped a list of anxieties that included, among other problems, Small Ball Fever, Human encroachment on The Park, flood, famine, and loss of distinctive markings. The Mammalian Daily plans a full investigation of the findings in … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—Park Museum poaches PMoCA curator
One of the most prolific and adventurous curators the Park Museum of Contemporary Art (PMoCA) has ever employed has been poached by the Park Museum. In a controversial move that some say bodes well for its future, the soon-to-be-opened Park Museum confirmed in a press release yesterday that Dorika Pumi will assume the position of head curator when the Park Museum opens in January. In an announcement on the Museum's web site, the Board of … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Hire causes ire: Groundhog Day organizers take flack for Fleck + Stone
The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations has become the object of the public's ire since announcing yesterday that it had hired the architectural firm of Fleck + Stone to design the 2017 prognostication pad. According to Park Police, officials at the department began receiving hate mail and threats shortly after their morning press conference, during which they introduced the firm's chief architect Vadim Kobras, and discussed … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—October 26: Your Election update in five
Welcome to Your Election Update in Five Points As of today, this is what is happening in the race for POPS: So long, Romulus Bowerbird: The Department of Holidays, Festivals, and Celebrations confirmed today that they have selected Fleck + Stone to design the 2017 prognostication pad. The company is known for designing high-end buildings of cultural import (such as The Park Museum and the Burrow Theatre), a fact that has cynics now … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2016—TMD announces the appointment of an official POPS Election reporter
We are pleased to announce that The Mammalian Daily has designated one of our most capable journalists as the official POPS Election reporter for the duration of the POPS election season. Please … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2014—Human diet “deadly” for all: Park nurse
Whether or not, as has been alleged, Park Finance Officer Milton Struts accepted food from Humans, health care specialists are issuing a stern warning to Animals who might be tempted to try the food … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2012—Park Historical Society to produce series of short films
The Park Historical Society announced today that it has begun production on a series of historical vignettes that it intends to screen at venues throughout The Park, as well as on major television … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood