BREAKING NEWS Mammalian Daily Radio has snagged the first pre-tour interview with Thisbe, lead singer of Thisbe and the Barkettes. Late this afternoon, Joop Neushoorn, manager of Mammalian Daily Radio (TMD Radio), confirmed that the singer will be in-studio at 2:00 p.m. for a half-hour live interview on Wednesday, December 3. "We are very much looking forward to sitting down for a chat with Thisbe on Wednesday," Neushoorn said in a written … [Read all...]
Breaking News
OTD in 2014—It’s official: Thisbe and the Barkettes to embark on reunion tour in 2015
BREAKING NEWS There will be halcyon days again, at least for the fans of Thisbe and the Barkettes. At a press conference held this morning, the group's manager, Hilde Blaft, confirmed that the group will embark on a reunion tour in the Spring of 2015. While not all venues have been confirmed, there are four concerts scheduled in The Park: two at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre, one at the Wishing Well and one at the Tartan Crab Memorial … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Prestigious prize goes to UWT professor for pioneering work on harrumphocytes
Dr. Jagger Zebu, Professor of Mammalian Medicine at the University of West Terrier's School of Medicine has been awarded the prestigious Eureka Prize, it was announced today. The announcement came in a statement issued this morning by the editorial board of the scientific journal Eureka. The board, which awards the prize annually for "pioneering research and innovative experimentation," called Dr. Zebu a "a meticulous scientist and a pioneer … [Read all...]
OTD in 2015—A Hare as a spare? Park Election Office to designate runner-up in POPS election
BREAKING NEWS Now that 2016 Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) Adelheid Whistlepig is safely ensconced in her burrow, The Park Election Office has rendered her election win the last of its kind. Executing what some are calling a "momentous change" in POPS election policy, the PEO has decided to designate an official POPS runner-up—an Animal who will fulfill the duties of the POPS should she or he be unable to do so. The change in … [Read all...]
More Park News
OTD in 2013—Archons bow to pressure: hibernation to begin December 1
Under pressure from all sides to make a final decision about the official date of hibernation, the Archons have declared that hibernation in 2013 is to begin on December 1. An announcement to that … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—Gunnar Rotte accepts part-time position as counsellor at Extinction Anxiety Clinic
Beginning in January, Gunnar Rotte will be working part-time as a counsellor at The Park's Extinction Anxiety Clinic. The beleaguered Rodent Commoner reporter made the announcement this morning, … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—SnailMale confirms performance at upcoming Stereotype Sunday
Rapper SnailMale will perform at the next Stereotype Sunday, he announced today. In a tweet this morning, the rapper confirmed his participation in the weekly event and invited his fans and … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
