BREAKING NEWS Seated beside his lawyer Pernilla Varghund, Raimundo Zorro showed no emotion this afternoon as he awaited the arrival of Mr. Justice Augustus Dindon. And although he respectfully stood when the Superior Court justice finally entered the courtroom, he said only one word during the entire thirty-minute process. Before announcing his sentencing decision, the justice asked Zorro, whom he found guilty in late August of inciting … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2016—WINK: Most controversial opening film ever for PIFF 2016
If controversy is a predictor of success, then award-winning director G.D Zebra's WINK is set to be the most successful opening film ever at The Park Interspecial Film Festival (PIFF). PIFF Communications President Leola Ocelot announced the opening choice this morning at a press conference outside the Park Cinema. It didn't take long for the hoots and howls to begin. Flanked by the film's director and one of its stars, Willem Leopard, … [Read all...]
OTD in 2014—Data Tree hacking: Police issue update
At a press conference this morning, Chief Inspector Maurice Addax of the Park Police’s Specist and Hate Crimes Unit (SHCU) issued an update on the April hacking of one of The Park's largest Data Trees. Flanked by Inspector Antonia T. Fossa of the Interspecial Investigations Unit (IIU) and C. Astrid H. Ant, Head of The Park’s Ant Security and Intelligence Service (ASIS), Addax confirmed that data Retrievers working for the private firm AROO had … [Read all...]
OTD in 2016—Avian Messenger’s Tinamou takes leave of absence for “personal reasons”
A month after Alvin Tinamou's empty nest was discovered outside The Park, The Avian Messenger has confirmed that he has decided to take an "extended leave of absence" from his rôle as publisher of The Park's most trusted Avian newspaper. In a statement that was part announcement, part biography, and part tribute, the newspaper's managing editor Fiorentina D'Aquila wrote that it was "with deep sadness and profound regret" that the … [Read all...]
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OTD in 2012—Specist signs appear on Park fences
Park Police today initiated a house-to-house search for the “pawpetrator” of one of The Park’s most heinous crimes: the posting of specist signs on the northwest side of the fence. The signs, which … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2016—Third time’s a charm as Open Mic at The Draft becomes “Beats in the Bar”
For the past two years, it's been the beats before the Beats but from now on the open mic evening at The Draft will officially be known as "Beats in the Bar." "They say the third time's a charm and … [Read All About It Here...]
OTD in 2015—UWT Art Gallery, Park Museum vie for art of endangered species
The soon to be opened new art gallery at the University of West Terrier is engaged in a battle with the Park Museum for the opportunity to house and display a selection of works by members of The … [Read All About It Here...]
Accolades from Margaret Atwood
The Mammalian Daily “Lightens The Morning Cup o’ Gloom,” says Margaret Atwood
