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OTD in 2016—DWBS to Archons, PFO: Increase aid to immigrants, domestication survivors

June 27, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

As Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM) draws to a close, the Department of Well-Being and Safety (DWBS) has embarked on a new campaign to encourage the Archons and the Park Finance Office to allocate more funding to aid immigrants and the survivors of domestication. In an open letter to the Archons and to PFO head Valentina Abeja, the DWBS cited alarming statistics that suggest that The Park may soon be home to many tens of thousands … [Read all...]

OTD IN 2014—Central Bank reminder: June 28 last day to make pre-estivation deposits

June 26, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The Central Bank of The Park has issued a reminder to all Park residents who intend to estivate this Summer: June 28 is the last day that deposits can be made. A spokesAnimal for the Bank also advised Animals who are still seeking a place to park their funds during the dormancy period that they should be vigilant and "not believe in artificially high interest rates." "Remember the concept of 'enough' when researching [interest] rates. … [Read all...]

OTD in 2012—Archons’ plan to promote Park tourism draws criticism

June 25, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

A plan initiated this Spring to promote tourism in parts of The Park has met with criticism from a number of Animal groups. The plan, which was revealed to the public just days ago, was conceived by Chief Archon George Irving Nathan Gallagher Newt, according to a source close to the Archons. Newt, who became Chief Archon in January of this year, was the owner of a profitable recreational facility when he was chosen by lottery to serve as … [Read all...]

OTD in 2016—Farmers, weather makers, tech company reps agree to summit at The Draft

June 24, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

In a surprise move, The Park's farmers and weather makers and the representatives of some technology companies have agreed to sit down together at The Draft pub and discuss their positions and mutual goals. In a carefully worded statement released this morning, the three groups acknowledged the assistance in this effort of The Beasts of Burden, who own The Draft, and said they were "cautiously optimistic" that they could come to an agreement … [Read all...]

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OTD in 0217—Noreen gets police protection after brawl breaks out at UWT event

June 23, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Noreen was escorted home by Park Police yesterday after a brawl broke out at an event she was co-hosting at the University of West Terrier. The Mammalian Daily advice columnist, who is also an … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2013—New “Beats of Burden”music fest will aid Park refugees

June 22, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

What a difference a letter makes! Despite having decided months before that their comeback would include an annual charity concert in aid of The Park's refugees, the Beasts of Burden found themselves … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2016—Whoa! BRAKING News: What’s in our new section will stop you in your tracks

June 21, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

INTRODUCING...BRAKING News At The Mammalian Daily, we're always looking for ways to improve our readers' experience. We want to make it easier and faster for you stay informed, particularly about … [Read All About It Here...]

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