After years of managing to hold prices down, Chuck the Guck Man has conceded to The Park’s precarious economy and on the first day of January, he will raise the price of Guck 1 Ft (Ftoo) per millilitre.
“This is not a happy day for me,” The Park’s most prominent Guck Man said. “My father was a Guck Man and I know he would not be pleased.”
This article originally appeared in Issue #112 of The Mammalian Daily.
