BREAKING NEWS
The set list for the May 8 concert of Thisbe and the Barkettes, held at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre, has gone missing.
According to theatre security, the list was affixed to the stage throughout the concert and it was security’s job to remove it after the band packed up.
“We were given specific instructions about its removal,” said a spokesAnimal for the theatre.
“We were told to keep it safe and secure, because Thisbe wanted to donate it to The Park Museum.”
Hilde Blaft, the group’s manager, told TMD Radio she is “incensed” by the occurrence.
“It must have been ripped from the stage moments after the concert ended,” she said in a brief radio interview this morning.
She said she had no idea who would do such a thing, and she made an emotional appeal to have the set list returned.
“Please, if you are the one who took it, please, please return it to the theatre. We will ask no questions and press no charges. It is of emotional value to all of us involved with Thisbe and the Barkettes and we only want to see it safely returned so that we can have it preserved at The Park Museum,” she said.