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OTD in 2013—GooseBook’s fortunes fall on news of PIFF 2013 shutout

August 19, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

GooseBook's fortunes fell on Friday after Thursday morning's announcement that cackle-enabled devices will not be lent to filmgoers this year nor will they even be allowed inside the Park Cinema during PIFF 2013's Noon Nuttiness screenings. The social network site, which is the parent company of cackle (as well as peck), stood to add to its financial base through a group of private investors who had planned to support the company in its new … [Read all...]

OTD in 2006—Let’s Talk Balls! with Bailey: The Football

August 18, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Today’s ball is the FOOTball. The football has a long history with Dogs. Originally designed as a domestic tool, cynologists (those who study Dogs) believe the football was first used by the Cave Dog in his attempts to keep the cave door open. Archaeological evidence suggests that the first footballs were products of the potter’s craft. Scholars at the University of West Terrier who have examined shards found in recent digs believe that … [Read all...]

OTD in 2012—Reminder: Park Art Walk

August 17, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The organizers of the 6th annual Park ART Walk (PAW) request the honour of your presence at the following event: Park ART Walk Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:00 am - 7:00 pm The Park ART Walk is a one-day, juried art exhibition that showcases the artistic expression of Park residents. PAW showings will take place at participating art galleries, retail establishments, and at the Ancient, Open-Air Theatre. For more information on this year's … [Read all...]

OTD in 2015—Barkettes announce collaboration with Noreen on new song called “Yield!”

August 16, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

BREAKING NEWS Less than a week before the final Park performance of their "Bring Your Own Bone" tour, Thisbe and the Barkettes have thrown us a bone of our own: the announcement that they plan to collaborate with Noreen on a song based on her 2015 University of West Terrier commencement address. In a press release issued this morning, The Park's most beloved singing group confirmed that they have entered into an agreement with the Mammalian … [Read all...]

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OTD in 2012—Feral Four donate song to help formerly domestic Cats

August 15, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

One of The Park's most controversial musical groups, The Feral Four, has announced that it will donate the proceeds from its new song to the CatsCare Foundation, in aid of formerly domestic Cats who … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2014—Data from Long Gone Registry reveal cracks in Park’s refugee aid system

August 14, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Statistics compiled for The Park's Long Gone Registry reveal that close to a fifth of the refugees who seek a better life in The Park leave within five years of their arrival. The Registry, which was … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2015—Park Museum, ISML end feud over ownership of beloved tome

August 13, 2025 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The Park Museum and the Institute for the Study of Mammalian Life (ISML) have ended their long battle over the establishment of a permanent home for one of The Park’s most iconic literary works. The … [Read All About It Here...]

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