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OTD in 2013—UWT expansion to include art gallery

January 30, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The University of West Terrier has announced plans to open an art gallery on its campus. At a press conference held during the annual UWT open house on January 29, Bibiano Montanaro, spokesAnimal for the President of the University, confirmed that several architectural firms have submitted plans for a two-storey facility that will house paintings, sculpture, and textiles by Park artists. The gallery will form a significant part of the … [Read all...]

OTD in 2014—Tavros to host third annual “Pundits’ Parlour” on Monday

January 29, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

For the third year in a row, Yannis Tavros will host Toro Talk Radio's "Pundits' Parlour" on Monday, February 3. Manfred Stier, spokesAnimal for the radio station's programming director, confirmed today that The Park’s best known political pundits will again have the chance to express their views on our incoming government on Tavros's popular show. "Yannis [Tavros] will once again relinquish his usual talk show format to moderate what has … [Read all...]

OTD in 2017—Historian and author Pieter N. Paard to speak at Sunday’s UWT Open House

January 28, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

The President and Governors of the University of West Terrier have announced that Pieter N. Paard will speak at the University’s annual Open House on January 29, 2017. Paard, a UWT professor of history, is the author of several books, including From Slavery to Freedom: A History of Pack Animals and, most recently, The Fierce Urgency of Miaow: Jor and the Feline Roots of Zoocracy (February release). Pieter Paard has also appeared on Yannis … [Read all...]

OTD in 2015—Gunnar Rotte to break silence this week on Yannis Tavros’s radio show

January 27, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

After almost two months of relentless criticism, scrutiny, and defamation, Gunnar Rotte will break his silence in an interview this week with radio host Yannis Tavros on Toro Talk Radio. The Rodent Commoner reporter confirmed through his representative this morning that he has accepted an invitation from Tavros to "tell his story" in a live interview. "After a period of serious consideration, Gunnar Rotte felt it was time for him to speak for … [Read all...]

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OTD in 2014—Millicent Hayberry in conversation: My Groundhog Day

January 26, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Groundhog Day has its roots deep in the Animal tradition of weather prognostication. The Park’s celebration of the prediction of the Park Official Prognosticator of Spring (POPS) attracts tens of … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2006—Census Day declared amid Animal protests

January 25, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

Amid protests from a number of Animal groups, Park officials kicked off their “Wee Paws” census campaign today, in the hope of persuading Animals to “count themselves in” and help Park Archons obtain … [Read All About It Here...]

OTD in 2017—Noreen pens heartfelt open letter to the “Humans of the world”

January 24, 2026 By Imko Oaljefanta, TMD Archivist

MAMMALIAN DAILY EXCLUSIVE Noreen has penned a heartfelt open letter to the "Humans of the world." The longtime Mammalian Daily advice columnist and University of West Terrier Adjunct Professor … [Read All About It Here...]

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